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Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!

Pillow Talk Sassy feels like a personalized GPS for your G-spot. Until recently, I hadn't been introduced to flexible G-spot vibrators until recently, and I don’t think I can ever go back again. Sassy is generously sized, with an angled body. Not a curved body, angled. And it just gets the job done. This toy has convinced me that curved toys are for chumps. What we need is a targeted G-spot vibrator that knows exactly where it’s going and how it’s going to get there. The bottom of the toy has a single button, a small jewel—a Swarovski crystal—located in the center of the handle. It’s very easy to locate and use while playing. However, the controls are a little annoying. You can increase speed while in use, but to decrease it, you must turn the toy off and restart it at the lowest setting—a silly technical oversight by designers. Overall, mission accomplished.

Ever since the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy arrived, it's been my go-to g-spot vibrator. I love the big, bulbous head!! While I enjoy the incremental speed control, it can take some getting used to if you've never used a BMS toy with that feature before, and it's not for everyone. Once you get used to it, it's really nice to be able to find just the right level of intensity. I'm also really glad that this vibrator doesn't have any vibration patterns or modes. They almost always feel unnecessary to me, especially when I'd rather have a wider range of intensities instead. Overall, I love the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy. It's beautiful, the silicone is luxurious to the touch, and I reach for this vibe on the regular for both solo & partner play!

The WeVibe Nova 2 gets my seal of approval. Excellent sensation, well-designed, attractive, and gets the job done WELL. If there is one rabbit style vibe you should invest in for your collection it's this one.

This toy is going to fill you up and not be sorry about it. Get ready to seal the Honmoon (your butthole) with this thing, because it's UNRELENTING.

The Arcwave Ion 2 isn't just an iteration; it's a genuine refinement of an already excellent concept. The optimization of the Pleasure Air Technology 2.0 delivers a more focused, intense, and profoundly satisfying experience, thanks to its targeted stimulation of Pacinian receptors. The blend of sleek, durable design, intuitive controls (including the ten intensity levels and Autopilot), and impressive discretion (thanks to Smart Silence) makes it a top-tier choice for anyone looking to invest in focused, non-contact pleasure. If you are a fan of non-vibrating sensation, or if you already loved the original Ion, the Ion 2 is absolutely the upgrade you need. It delivers incredible precision and a totally unique kind of powerful feeling. I give the Arcwave Ion 2 a massive seal of approval. It’s a definite must-have for elevating your performance and personal sessions alike

This is a princess's dildo if I've ever seen one. Watch my review!

This dildo is pretty top-notch! Watch my review to see why I love it so much.

Read our in-depth Iroha Koharu Beni review with features, pros & cons, and honest verdict for beginners and advanced users.

Lived up to my expectations. FYI, after my review, on Flesh Assist I found "girthreviews" screen name. 40+ reviews and he says which ones worked for larger guys right out of the box vs "Mods" (cutting fins off of the sleeve).

This cute toy is such a gem. You can literally massage your feet and back with it, too. Watch my full review!

This is a unique toy that's unlike anything I've ever seen before. I found that it was perfect for me, but it might not be perfect for people with different bodies. Read the full review to find out if this toy is for you, but it is DEFINITELY for me.

The Lovense Lush Mini is the perfect investment for long distance couples, so you can keep squirting when your partner's not there to shove a load in you. Writing this review made me horny, just imagine what the toy feels like when it's actually inside you. Just some food for thought!

This is my first real “meh” review, and unfortunately, it goes to Luxus. I wanted to love it—the concept is clever, and the packaging, materials, and marketing all promise a techy, sensual couples’ experience. But in practice? It felt a little clunky, overly complicated, and ultimately underwhelming. The vibrations are on the buzzy, light side, and the “synced movement = synced pleasure” idea only works if you keep things in constant motion (no pauses allowed). That can put a damper on spontaneity, comfort, and a relaxed connection. On top of that, relying on adhesive stickers or a separate harness to keep the vibrator in place adds an extra layer of hassle. If you’re curious about tech-forward toys, Luxus might still pique your interest. Just know that, for me, it doesn’t quite deliver the smooth, hands-free fun it promises. There are simpler, more reliable toys that hit harder, feel deeper, and let you focus on pleasure instead of choreography. This is a flashy, ambitious idea—but one that doesn’t fully translate into a seamless experience. That said, it could still be fun for adventurous couples willing to experiment and work with its quirks.

This powerful A-spot tool is perfect for reaching internally and simultaneously giving G-spot and clitoral stimulation. It's app-enabled and has 8 powerful settings to choose from. Waterproof and USB rechargeable, this body-safe toy was one I was excited to review!